Earth to Conference.....

...yes Earth?.......you are completely out of touch with reality, over.

Conference is just surreal....you are invited to walk around lots of little pop-up shops intent on giving you heaps of free 'stuff'.....books, bags, diaries, wallets, fine wine, pic'n'mix, fine whisky, champagne, massage, earache and intense boredom. What strange creatures we humans are. Liam, the catering manager at the conference centre tells me that our conference is considered a poor cousin to next week; the tobacco manufacturers. I won't make you ill with their budget per head for free food, but it's pretty much obscene....all paid for my smokers. As I say, what strange creatures we are.

Elsewhere, it was mucho scorcho in London today......sweaty pants in my suit.

Dropped another subscriber today.....