Crow's feet.

On the plane home, my friend Meg decided to read The Telegraph, which she had bought to get the free bottle of water that came with it. She read this headline, and looked horrified. "Why on earth would someone want to get rid of crow's feet?"
The guy sitting next to us starts laughing, and says "Yeah, it's just cruelty to animals". I had to then explain to her what 'Crow's feet' wrinkles meant.
Bless.