I spent £30...

...and all I got was a 2- and 3-seater leather sofa. Absolute bargain.

For four hours today, I felt like a proper man - hired a van, moved sofas around, and a couple of trips to the local dump. I was surprised how easy driving a van actually is.

Might hire one more often, and just drive around industrial estates with a glass bottle of Irn Bru, and old copies of the Daily Sport decorating the dashboard.