Iron with Blip.

1. Put up ironing board. Plug in iron. Fill with water. (That's actually violating H&S, but that's how it is here.)

2. Iron five very small items.

3. Sit down, get comfy. Log on. Peruse blip at your leisure. Feed the addiction. This step could take a very long time. Enjoy.

4. After many hours, return to afore mentioned task, yes ironing. And repeat.

Don't be surprised if this household task takes days, it's fine. Who needs clothes without creases anyway?