Surprise!

When your husband has been away all week on business and hasn't gotten round to checking his e-mails until late in the afternoon, the last thing you want him to tell you is that you need to make 'food' for the footie tomorrow.

Bah! to the Junior Scottish Cup. A home tie means the home side 'put up the purvey' a very Scottish phrase meaning supply the post match buffet.

It was not how I had hoped to spend my evening. One cookie did however fall to the ground, there was a scramble and I came out with a small piece.

The home team had better win and the next round had better be away or they will be getting it - right!