SQUATTER

"I know it's just the right size Tarquin, but you are going to be in heap big trouble if Freddie catches you in there".

Tarquin, I thought, had now recognised his duties as door-stop, which is why after several comments on here, his Learner label was removed. But perhaps he is getting a bit above himself. Freddie is not to be tangled with.

I am already fed up with being unwell and the back bedroom beckons. Yes, it has come to that.