The Evil Cord Weaver...

...got me again. This time I put the phones carefully on the bedside table. When I went to get them, he'd weaved them!

Evil Cord Weaver!

Back of my TV?

He might as well have left his footprints!

Evil Cord Weaver!

What's that? Emergency Blip? Emergency B...!!! How...!!! (hang on a sec. I'm actually speechless.) How blippin' DARE you?!?!?

Oh alright then.

I'll tell you what though. Evil Cord Weaver exists and what's more; you *know* he does.