Black hole of Calcutta

You know that episode of Friends where it turns out Monica has a secret messy cupboard and when opened it's wall-to-wall stuff? Well, this is our equivalent. We have a habit of keeping the boxes from technology in case we sell it, and it had reached the point that, in the event that we needed a suitcase or a fuse blew, we had to empty and refill the cupboard, Tetris style...

The other half did this, and threw out a lot of cardboard. And we now have somewhere to store the latest fizz haul (Tesco had a VERY good deal...)