Banksy-ish urban graffiti

Did anyone see embarrasing bodies last night with the transgender bloke that decided he would like to live as a women ? I dont know her name, but we will call him "Julie" for the purpose of the story.

Now, Im a modern kind of guy and I have to say that if thats what an individual wants to do to make them happy them Im all for it, live and let live, each to their own etc etc. I believe in freedom of choice and dont wish to judge her in any way.

Its no business of mine if he wants to trim back the trees and create a lady garden, however my point is this. She is quoted as saying that after the multiple operations that he, quote "looks much more like his sister and mother"

Does she mean that they have adams apples, large hands, size 11 feet and unsightly body hair ? or does he mean that his mum and sister are just plain butch ?.

I have today investigated my idea to add the top imdb movies to my bucket list and it turns out that they list the top 250 movies of all time, of which I counted that I have only see about 68 of them, so i might have to work on that a bit more than I had originally thought.I conceed that perhaps I didnt weigh up the feasibility of the bucket list quite as well as I could have. I have however, managed to find out where bhutan is, having only added this to the list as it sounded cool.

Got my blood pressure and bmi taken at work and I am not dead yet and seem to be in reasonably good shape. Body's a temple.

Which reminds me, I also bumped into Neil West today, a good friend of mine that I have know for many years and he gave me a nice compliment that he had been enjoying my blog while I was in OZ. I know this was a genuine compliment as West always shoots from the hip and I was very pleased to see that he was wearing a shirt and tie today.

Normally, he wears a t-shirt which could have easily have come out of my own wardrobe, ie, 89 sizes too small for him. The only thing that stretches more than Neil's t-shirts is spandex and Julie's re-cycled soldier.

Seen todays clever graffiti on the way home, although its more of a sticker than graffiti but I liked it none the less. Around the time I spotted the two winners of todays muppet awards who deserve to be shot with a skateboard.

First muppet of the day was driving a red vw polo with a toe bar on it, what a polo would pull im not very sure, but i digress. However, he also had a mcdonalds toy smurf attached in some way to each of his 4 wheels. If you are reading this, who-ever you are, this is not clever, funny or smart and you just look like a muppet. You are no longer 12 and spokey dokies are no longer fashionable. I am fairly certain that each smurf was different which would indicate this was pre-meditated in some way. Buy a big exhaust or something instead, you are a fanny that Julie would be proud of.

Second muppet of the day was the man at the traffic lights with his two babies strapped in the back while chain smoking. Nice one fella, why bother even strapping them in, just go straight to the lung cancer. Makes me mad that.

Got home to discover that Holly's new bmx bike has arrived which I build straight after dinner, although im a little disturbed when Ruby asks whether or not I will need/ be using my screwdriver after yesterdays update.