When I ...

... am Queen of the World I will banish rain on Mondays.
I will also put a stop to stumbling and pulling muscles while trying not to fall flat on one's face.
Not that that happened to me today. Twice. With my bike crashing on my shin one time. Not at all. And it will not ever happen again either once I rule the world.

But there will be free icecream every day.
And feather boas.
And upon seeing Mr. Smith's Blip I have decided there will also be cute boys in mankini's.