Dafty

Well today has been just brilliant....
Arrived at Doctors to be told I was 20 minutes late.
Arrived at allotment to find I had locked Bella in the car. Luckily she found it very amusing waggling the keys at me and turning the car alarm on and off. Joe was in a meeting, my spare keys were in the house, the key for the house was locked in the car, a smashed window would have covered bella in broken glass, couldn't get the coathanger I got from a neighbour to bend enough to catch the snib, the police refused to come and help, Hilly arrived to help ( Thank you!), We couldn't do it, Bella fell asleep waiting, the man from the breakdown service arrived and had it open in a jiffy. Phew.
Then I found a half eaten rat in my greenhouse.