Bus,

I don't take the bus often. I mostly walk. Today I took two buses, one to Musselburgh and one back again.

The one I took to Musselburgh was called 'Deep Sea Driver'. On the way home the bus was called 'Wheely Stripey'.

Struck me as being a good idea. Like Eddie Stobart's trucks having girls names. Only less so.

Tomorrow nothing could possibly go wrong. You see I don't have a plan...