Mousehole scarecrow

Or scaregull maybe?
This could almost be an SP, apart from the yellow shirt, green hair and stick thin legs! If the hair was brown rather than green it would be spot on, the hair width to body width ratio is identical to mine after a day in the wind!
In fact I'm sporting that look right now.
(and don't be fooled by the apparantly glorious weather, this was taken before and after a complete drenching).