Bright side! What bright side?

Life's a piece of sh**, when you look at it!

B's car broke down this morning. Something to do with the water pump seizing, cam-belt snapping?...help me out here, all double-dutch to me....and we were "within inches of an exploding engine!"...alleged the mechanic as he sucked in as much air as he could through his teeth!

What I do know something about is money. I have studied it all my life and I know how hard it is for a nurse to pay some teeth-sucking mechanic £400 just so she can get back to work without having to walk around her patch carrying all her gear to save lives!

NHS doesn't deserve her. She doesn't deserve teeth sucking mechanics!

Only one thing for it, meet her at the bus stop, and go for a pint at the local!!

"Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle,
And this'll help things turn out for the best?.
...so-o-o-o...always look on the bright side of life."

Eric Idle - 1991