Two... Except I have cocked up and it is one reall

For as long as I can remember, my Dad has watched the news with his eyes shut. He has even been known to snore a little. Yet if me or my brother went to change channel we would be greeted with "Oi! I was watching that!"

Lily was the only one to be collected from school today as Bella and Ally had stuff on. She proceeded to jabber on but at one point did jump on her Grumpsy and ask "Are you resting your eyes?".

Some things never change!