Four candles? No 'andles for forks!

I love traditional shops like this, although hypocritically rarely use them. It's amazing how they survive against the big DIY companies, or maybe not. They tend to have staff that know what you want by just describing what you want to do with it and can find stock from anywhere in the shop. Try that down B&Q or Homebase and you are more likely to get laughed out the store.

Of course, the best bit about it is the fact that they engender memories of the famous Two Ronnies sketch.