But what is it??

I just don't get it. Why do people spend so much time ironing? I don't iron anything, and no-one has ever noticed any difference. That's because it doesn't work. Take my new curtains, for example. I put them up today and they were so badly creased that I had to take my never-used iron out of its box to use it. The result? They still look like they've been dragged through a hedge backwards. And in a couple of days, they'll be settled and will look perfectly ironed. I won't be making that mistake again.



So why do they do it?