Welcome To The Petting Zoo

Meet Herman. He is only one of the creatures left behind. An alligator lizard who is supposedly on the premises for catching mosquitos (and small humans, I presume).

Also, I might have ditched Pervert Cat, but creepy Zombie Cat came with this house. I am none too pleased about that, especially when I'm trying to work and Zombie Cat is moaning like the undead that he is and trying to paw his way (her way?) into my space. What a wanker! A very old wanker, by the way, and one that Toria has taken a shining to. Huh.

I saw an albino black widow spider the other day, too. I shall call her Dead. Because after I sprayed the sh*t out of her, I'm pretty sure she moved on into the next life. Or has combined forces with Zombie Cat and will haunt me for all eternity. One of those two things.