So what happened to you then?

Well you know that dandelion clock thing?

No... erm...

It's that thing kids do when they take a dandelion that's gone fluffy, and blow on it. Apparently however many blows it takes to blow away the fluffy bits, tells you what time it is.

Don't they have watches?

Apparently not...

You're not telling me that some kid mistook you for a dandelion...

Yip. That's what I'm telling you.

So... the rumour going round about you OD'ing on Baby Bio to try and regain a bit of the old vigour isn't true then?

Shut up kid.