My word is law

My word is law in our house.

"Dad, can we play with the tent?"

"No. It's too wet."

"Can we play with it inside?"

"No. It's too big. And I don't remember where it is in the loft, and I think there's a pole broken."

"Can we help you look for it?"

"For the last time, no. We are not playing with the tent. And that's final"

My word is law in our house.