Invasion..

.. of the giant swan.

My duckpond seems to have been invaded by a giant swan this evening.
My house was invaded by giant wasps last night, but I managed to kill them.
However, I have no intention of killing the giant swan since it hasn't got a sting,
and has got two legs.
Anything with six legs is a target. Anything with eight legs generally tries to eat anything with six legs, so is alright in my book.

Except octopuses. I hate calamari - tastes like elastic bands.

I'm told swans taste nice.

hmm...