Mayhem

I was going to make the transformation into Adam Ant but the jacket was too hot and too heavy.

I was going to wear all gold and print 'Frapp' on my back and be 'Alice-in Goldfrapp' but I couldn't find enough gold.

I was going to wear head-to-toe leopard print and print 'Def' on my back and be Def Leppard, but I got overwhelmed by the variety of leopard-wear out there (it's a jungle).

I then thought I might just have to be 'Random and Confused woman', a woman of no particular identity.

Miraculously though, I have just become 'Diva Woman'.

She wears floor length leopard print and a bronze cape.

She is the ultimate dance floor super hero.

She is prone to getting a little bit over excited.

Roll on Bestival.

I find it really helps to have children flying around the living room when important incarnations like this have to be established (not).