Living With A Psychopath Pt 1

I've started a list of "Reasons Why Erin Is The Worst Roomie" and it's now hanging on the wall in our room. She's going to rip it down one day so I figure I'll put it here instead.

1) Lets her alarm ring every 10 minutes
2) Sleeps naked (She denies this.)
3) Won't let me watch her sleep
4) Wakes me up at 5:30am because the door magically locks when she goes to pee.
5) Deleted me off BBM last year.
6) She secretly wishes she didn't have a roommate.
7) Listens to horrible music
8) Can't hang posters straight
9) Won't let me take her car on a road trip
10) Woke me up 60 seconds before my alarm once
11) Won't tuck me into bed.
12) Resists my 4am snuggling attempts
13) Ordered me the wrong chinese food
14) Hates Lilo And Stitch
15) Justin

Well, anyway this is her showering fully clothed.

Had no classes today and subsequently spent the day reading, watching people play mario kart, and doing homework.

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"We do not change as we grew older, we just became more clearly ourselves."

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