Last day of summer holidays

So let's ride a giant canon ... And why not.. The girls all look clammy and sweaty .. That's because they are... These four have and two of the boys ( they had sense to leave before the photo shoot) have just marauded around a soft play barn at the Armouries Museum ... We had to finish the holiday off in style smelling of mushroomy armpits ..

I am DREADING tomorrow .. Roll on half term I say .. I don't give a sod about all the mums who moan about their children all I know is I want mine !!!!

Enough bitchin'tent selection has been narrowed down and also I am making Cornish pasties ...


Re the hands : I shouted BOOBS to get them to laugh and then they began doing a 'hubba hubba' type thing... alllll my fault...