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"Aven't seen 'er for a while, 'ave we?"
"No, she obviously dunt 'ave a proper job."
"Bit late in the day too."
"Yer reet, she's usually poking that thing in ower faces first thing int mornin."
"Well she's pointing it at Big Red agen, don't know wot everyone sees in 'im."
"No, big girl's blouse he is!"
"Fancies 'isself with the ladies."
"What do you reckon if we sneak up b'hind this wall and moo loudly?"
"Give 'er a shock you mean? Ah'm on."
"MOO!"
(Sound of falling bike)
"Ee she's landed in them nettles!"
"Oh heck she's pointing it at us nah lad!"
"Make sure y'get me best side lass!"