Once Upon A Blip...

This blip could be made more palatable by imagining it's being introduced by...

a. Dervla Kirwen

b. Diarmud Gavin

depending on your preference.

This is not just any blip... it's an Emergency Kindle Blip...

Take one worked out man who's had no opportunity to blip all day...

Add a hint of rubbish weather...

Plus a dash of desperation...