Slippery Slope!

I remember our first kiss, I still like to kiss but don't think kisses now rival our first frantic, passionate, heated, intense kisses.

I think it's the thing I remember most. It is a slippery slope from there on in boys...through a series of shaping moments in your relationship you will find yourself middle aged with a sensible car, a not so sensible mortgage, a joint account, a sensible wardrobe, sensible shoes, re-cycling boxes, cleaning products for every possible chore and believe me when I tell you......it is all worth it for the memory of those first kisses.

Oh god, I feel another mid-life crisis coming on. Maybe that's what marriage guidance counsellors do. Help you to get back to the intensity of your first game of tonsil tennis.