Hello

"Good evening this is blah blah blah calling from the virtual computer company blah blah blah your operating system on your PC"

" Sorry , I cant hear you very well the line is not so good , can you speak up please"

"This is blah blah blah calling from blah blah blah. Can you please turn on your computer blah blah blah, operating system on your computer"

"I'm - a f r a i d - y o u 'll - h a v e - t o - s p e a k - u p. - I - c a n't - h e a r - y o u - v e r y - w e l l."

"This is blah blah about your computer, I need you to look at this directory on your blah , virus, blah blah, problem with blah can you tell me blah blah."

"I AM TERRIBLY SORRY, I REALLY CAN'T HEAR WHAT YOU ARE ASKING ME, COULD YOU PLEASE TRY AND CALL BACK."

Hangs up.

Apparently there are loads of call centres based in Kolkata that have no work. The current innovation is to claim to be an authorityof some description, heard of one which started out as Microsoft and turned in to apple when the call recipient said they had a Mac, they get you to look at a directory which is apparently a log of temporary files or something , and they tell you they are viruses. You then need to log on to a site that gives them control over your computer and voila, they have access to everything you would never give a crook access to.