Disparate Housecats of Daytona Beach, Episode 37

Dark at the Top of the Stairs Mirl and Sidd are not thrilled about going into the house if the lights aren't on. If the cat slave hasn't lit the way, they are content to wait on the greenhouse steps. "You never know what may be inside," says Mirl who is much more neurotic than Sidd. "It could be anything knowing the company that cat slave keeps." Sidd adds "Once he even allowed his friends to bring A DOG into the house. What were we to do? The dismal creature panted and ran around and barked. We did our best to ignore it, but it was such a hyper little thing. Such a spectacle. We were sure the ignorant beast just didn't have any concept of proper Southern cat decorum. We could only blame its owners for not sending it to Miss Kitty's School of Charm. How could it know any better? Bless it's heart." Poor, poor pussies - so misunderstood.