Amateur

I had waited patiently for about 15' near the stream, one foot sinking slowly in the mud. And then I saw her. I asked her politely to hold still so that I could get closer and take her photo.

- Oh no you can't come any closer. I'm too sensitive. Why don't you just zoom in?, she asked.
- I don't have a zoom lens and you're sitting in the shade. I'll have to use the flash.
- Pffft! Amateur...

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