Tools Of The Trade

A microphone is an acoustic-to-electric transducer or sensor that converts sound into an electrical signal.
This particular one, an SM58, is older than my children.
An extension of my arm, I've probably held it as much as I have the kids.

The Shure SM58 is a professional cardioid dynamic microphone, commonly used in live vocal applications. Produced since 1966 by Shure Incorporated, it has built an enviable reputation among musicians for its robust construction and technical performance, and is considered the industry standard for live performance microphones. The SM58 is one of the best-selling microphones in the world. The SM stands for Studio Microphone.

Hey!! Wikipedia!!
DJ's love them too!!