Mc Alpines Fusiliers...

...on tour.

In the front, Sabine, a Swiss supermodel and superlative tour guide. Everybody knows her here, and treat her like royalty. But she drives too fast.

In the back, the fucking Swiss Alps.
What a day- Jaysus, I tell people I live in the Wicklow Mountains, and they are slightly impressed.

These mountains would eat the Wicklow Mountains for breakfast, and spit out the village I live in for being too tasteless.

Thank you, Sabine, for bringing me here.

All I needed was a gun, and it would have been perfect......