It's that time of the year again...............

Well yesterday was the beginning of my televisual heaven - yes that's right - X Factor is back!
After a hard day's work there's nothing quite like sitting down and watching a bit of prime time cheese and this show has it in abundance. There may be 3 new judges but you just know there's going to be the usual bunch of delluded lunatics , a few sob stories, a few scandals and also soemtimes a little bit of talent.

I am going to miss Simon Cowell - my friend Jan went to London recently and I asked that she would bring Simon back for me. Unfortunatley she didn't manage to get the real thing but brought me a mask instead. I lent this mask to my friend Debbie to wear to the pub last night and she thought it was quite funny to press her face against my window whilst wearing it when she brought it back. My screams could be heard in Carbis Bay I think......

Anyway, I tried to get my middle springer Maddie to model the mask but as you can see all she wanted to do was chew it. I don't think she likes Simon Cowell as much as I do..............