Abstain for the game

Its been a few crazy weeks for the All Blacks ,their sponsors and us poor idiots who have to put up with all the crap,funny as it may be.

First of all there was adidas and the shirt fiasco.Just gimme a black shirt and a white crayon.Do crayons come in white?
Then there was telecom's "Abstain for the game" promotion that never saw the light of day except for a sneak preview.

The first installment was an ex all black ,driving around in a pink tele -tubbies type car telling us,(insinuating?) to abstain from carnal relations during the tournament.
Further installments were of different "abstains"
Sadly we were stuck on sex and off it came.

So I'm abstaining from watching tv so I turned it off.
Hmmmm... does it count if I watch it on the other set?