PLANTING IN THE SHADES

We visited the garden centre this afternoon where my dear wife decided to find something that would grow in a semi shaded position, the only trouble was she didn't bring her specks and spend the next half hour squinting over the top of her sun glasses in much the same way as this shot shows, she gave up in the end and brought a bird feeder!! I'll never understand how a woman's mind works.

My nearly gardening joke:-

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a Flower Show was in progress.

One leaned over and said to the other, "Life is so darned boring; we never have any fun anymore. For £5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid Flower Show!"

"You're on!" said the other old lady holding up a £5.00 note.

The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely nude, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the Flower Show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.

The naked and smiling old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.

I won 1st Prize as Best Dried Arrangement