severe tire damage

when you're in your mid twenties, you start to help people move. sometimes when you are helping someone move, and you are following behind them on the freeway, a piece flies off their flatbed and nails your tire. then you have to wait to the next exit to get off and that exit just so happens to have a long off ramp. then you can't get the tire off, so when the aaa dispatched tow truck arrives your friend makes a comment like this:

"they probably have compressed air [tow truck guy pulls a giant wooden stick out] ...or a giant wooden stick."

so if the next step in life after helping people move is attending friends weddings, i can't even begin to imagine what kind of damage happens there...