The Great, Great, Great....

....Clog and the Quirks
at Studio 24, Edinburgh, last night.

I was driving,
but who needs drink with music like this?

Great, great, great,
(all together we'll say it again),
great, great, great.

I was stopped by the Police on the way home.
Breathalised.

"Sorry sir," they said. "You're drunk on the music
of Clog and the Quirks. You'll have to come with us
so that we can listen to their CD at the station."