No Jacket Required

I've taken every one of my 110 blips with a phone cam. It's no I-phone, I can tell you. Limited by my lack of a proper camera, More often that not, I rely on processing just to make the image presentable. Nothing wrong with that, I hear some of you say, but I cant wait to get my hands on a decent device and take some photographs rather than making image designs.
Due to my procrastinating nature, long list of previous fads, phases, a cupboard full of gadgets and failed projects, it's taken me a while to persuade my lovely wife to shell out some of the hard-earned for one.
She now, however, has either been worn down by my pleading or impressed with some of my images because she has finally given the go ahead.

In preparation for this big event, this photograph is naked, au naturel, bare, barren, exposed, in the raw, nude, open, unclad, unconcealed and unprotected. In fact void of all effects.