Splashing out

Don't mean to be over-egging my Birthday this week, but for some reason we didn't get round to cracking open my Birthday Champagne until tonight.

Now, I'm usually quite the Champagne opening expert, but boy did it go wrong today. Fizz came shooting out, to which my instant reaction was to shove it in my gob - of course - but this just seemed to make it worse. Whilst I tried to keep a seal a small but powerful jet managed to come shooting out and hit me with force square in the stomach!

Shotgun!