Croc Man

My favourite tv programme ever I think.

Right I'm a joiner in Oxfordshire, but I love crocodiles, so I'm gonna sell my house move my wife and kids in with my brother who by the way will move out of his bedroom and into the cloakroom. The money from my house sale is going to be spent on a dodgy unit in am industrial estate where I'll get a license to keep my crocs but I can't open it as a public zoo. Oh yeah and the crocs cost £1k per week to feed and heat.

Absolutely freeking mental. I love it!