If you go down to the service station today ...

You're sure of a big surprise ...

I never expected to see a pride of tigers prowling around Chieveley ... am curious about they're they're going ... where they came from ... and why they're dressed up ... answers on a postcard please ...

As I was driving back from Oxford, I was wondering what I was going to blip on such a miserable day ... hey presto ...an opportunity presented itself to me ...