cult of radiator

Me: I was first thinking of placing a long desk here in front of the window, but then I saw the radiator.
Friend: ...
Me: You don't adore it?
Friend (hesitating): Well...
Me (surprised): Oh. I do. Very much. I like it a lot.
We stare at the radiator in silence.
Me (even more surprised): Look, I have made an altar for the radiator!
Friend (amused): I was just just thinking that you have.
Me: I have brought presents to my radiator! There are the stones from up North, flowers, the small carpet to kneel on... Maybe it will keep me warm during winter now? I need to make a Blip of this!