You me and v

Went to coffee with 2 of my laydeez and they filled me in on all the exploits of a fiends wedding from the night before (I made the cakes)
bobble you flirted terribly with the Italian waiter you do have an eye for the gentleman. You even tried to eat the arm of said waiter it was quite hairy.
Before we left you tried to eat aunty v's glasses aswell..... Perhaps u need to eat more?!! Where's it all going! Oh yeah your chunky legs and butt!