Breakfast Egg

Fiona keeps chickens in her field. Girl gets eggs from Fiona. I eat the eggs. Good deal. We pay a fair price and the eggs are good.
Fiona has a big field and lets the nice farmer up the road cut her grass for free with his sheep. They eat the grass. She's such a generous [and lets face it total doll of] a person I can't bring myself to tell her she's getting ripped off. I would buy some sheep myself, only Girl won't let me have a Toyota pickup and I guess you can only fit two sheep at a time in the back of a Golf GTI MkV with the back seats down. Also the ground clearance is crap.