Lesson Learned

Never try to bike home with a pizza. Why?

-Because it's unwieldy and will fall off
-And then you'll have to call your mom to pick you up
-And then you'll get 8 mosquito bites while you wait for her
-And then you'll get more bites trying 4 different times to fit the bike in her car
-And then you'll give up and try to bike away after giving her the pizza
-And then you'll realize your bike chain has come off in the struggle
-And then you'll finally fit the bike and have to squish into the car
-And then you'll have to go to the pharmacy for prescriptions and milk
-And then you'll forget the milk you were supposed to buy in all the chaos
-And then you'll come home and have no milk for tomorrow's cereal
-And then you'll feel frustrated as you pump up the tires of a different bike
-And then you won't even eat the pizza

That's why.