Beer Song

Since when is it a good idea to do a Power Hour before going out to the bar for dollar pint night?

"I'm pounding the pavement
Through thick and thin
Good times and bad
You know I just can't win
I've been beat on, kicked on, insulted to my face
The whole bleedin' world thinks I'm a bleedin' disgrace"
- Mustard Plug

Made a fool of myself last night. Surprise.
That's strike two. One more and I am out.