Crime Scene

This evening, I walked straight into a crime scene as I returned from the kitchen with a cup of tea and biscuit.

Seems whilst England have struggled with riots here in Aberdeenshire we've had a suicidal doll who had clearly had enough.

Jumping to her death from a dizzy height of 34 inches she was pronounced dead at the scene.

Investigations into her death continue as police search near the arm of the chair to rule out foul play.

It's reported she was seen earlier on in the day near the area in the company of a four year old, who is known to her parents for not always returning toys into the toy box.

The victim has not yet been named until Big Ted and other relatives have been informed.