Henry is not impressed with the riots spreading throughout the UK. He's standing guard on the Links to ensure no track-suit wearing chav pricks turn our town into a war zone.

But seriously, what's going on is absolutely unbelievable. I mean, in the UK? Really? These assholes hide behind the excuse that they're doing it because of the "police" and the "government", and then they go loot and burn some small business-owner's shop. How the hell is that getting back at the government? I hope they go home at night to find that their home had been looted and destroyed.

Rubber bullets, zip ties, and a giant van to haul all their asses off to jail.

That's what Henry would do.