The Mound 11.45-12.15

Every woman in the crowd crossed their legs when this contortionist asked the two male volunteers to bend both her legs back so her hips could pop out of their joints.
This move is called "Barbie gone wrong".

Holy shit.

One woman fainted, another punched her husband in the face when he smiled,
I had a discreet vomit into the hood of a little girl's Peppa Pig top.