Oh I seem to be falling...

So this morning I was attempting to photograph this lovely lilly pad with a flower on it and I was walking on the rotting deck over the pond (just put my camera on my neck thank god) when all of a sudden my right leg plunges down in between two planks. I screamed and no one came out to see what was wrong. So then I'm stuck with one leg in the pond with water and plants and mud and then I had to pull myself out of it scraping my whole leg on the fifty year old splintering rotting wood. Then I go inside crying in pain and my mom says, "I didn't take your scream seriously because you've been very dramatic lately." I could have been stuck there forever.